Two days ago, those clowns at Microsoft announced The only good thing they have ever done in their entire period of existance—besides co-ceating the MSX computer and the BASIC programming language—they have put aside $5 000 000 USD as a bounty on any hacker anyone can find. This is a good thing—besides Microsoft's acting the most like a government agency it has ever. Everyone is sick to death with hackers and computer viruses, Microsoft seems vehement about it, and money talks, so, logically, this might work.